Facetious Financial News

For nearly a decade, Elissa and Dave have been defining the characteristics of an ideal financial planning policy to help anchor Clients to a consistent course of action despite changes in external circumstances. Their work in this field has become increasingly important for many reasons, but especially considering the steady stream of news and gossip that inundates today’s world and threatens to move Clients off course.

We wanted to share a satirical video that we feel is the epitome of all financial news, or what we like to call financial noise. We encourage you to watch the humorous segment titled “Every TV News Report on the Economy in One” for a good laugh today, and to keep it as a distraction whenever “the numbers” begin to feel scary.

Disclaimer: Video contains language that may be deemed offensive.